I think it’s very hilarious that the 2003 TMNT show changed the theme song lyrics to say “Leonardo is always in control” right as the show entered an arc where he very obviously is slowly having a mental breakdown in every episode
Years on the internet and somehow i still click on comments sections with the insanely optimistic idea that I’ll learn something new instead of being subjected to the dumbest motherfuckers online typing like their sole purpose in life is to make me want to end mine
“Wow, what an interesting post! I want to see what sort of fascinating discourse is being generated by the idea posited by the original poster” <- Me, operating under levels of delusion yet unexplained by modern science
I will never watch Riverdale but I DO think it’s funny that Archie Comics prohibited fan fiction for so long only to make the live action equivalent of My Immortal their new canon
I love rereading aftg so I can watch Neil’s personality gradually shift from “just a Normal Guy here :) :) :) no really I’m soooooo Normal :) :) just a Boring Regular Guy :) :)” to the human personification of a feral racoon that’s been shaken up in a trash can and then released into an expensive hotel lobby
It was not even that gradual lol he reaaaally thought he could do it he reaaaally tried but andrew broke into his room it was done
today im thinking about the huge buff bread guy from kikis delivery service. highly underrated guy
Genuinely just a good man. Wife adopts teenage witch that needs a place to stay in the city? Sure. Even though you got a kid on the way? That’s fine. Cat too? Love cats.
My favorite moment with him is when he goes to get some prepped baking sheets and he does this fancy twirl with them in front of Jiji. Like, there’s no other people in the room, he does this to impress a cat.
I think my favorite jokes are the ones that weren’t even all that funny until I was an adult, and now they’re fucking hilarious. I’m not even talking about the dirty jokes. I’m talking about in Finding Nemo where the sharks are having fucking AA for fish eating. Remember that shit? “I am a nice shark, not a mindless eating machine. If I am to change this image, I must first change myself.” Who ever thought of that? That was brilliant. Or what about that time in Shrek 2 where Shrek and Donkey infiltrate the castle pretending to be union workers? Little me didn’t give a shit about unions but big me is remembering Shrek going “It’s okay buddy, we’re from the union” and the desk worker secretively “we don’t even have dental,” and Shrek just shakes his head and looks at Donkey like he can’t believe this shit and goes, “They don’t even have dental.” What the fuck. I’m dying of laughter. Who comes up with this shit.
Dirty jokes have their place but I kind of wish more “adult” jokes relied on “Things only adults would understand due to lack of life experience,” instead of “Things that are inappropriate for kids,”
yeah we put your girl in the fandom and they villainized her beyond comprehension. yeah sorry they took out all the nuance and made the argument completely black and white. yeah my bad. we can’t reverse it. sorry.
We put your girl in the fandom and now she’s just the “one who has the braincell”. Sorry, they made her a “queen” so she can’t be funny or vulnerable or do anything except sigh and wrangle the boy characters. Like a mother, yeah. Yeah, it’s still better than it would have been fifteen years ago. Sorry.
